Sunday Screencap: Fantasia WTF

a crocodile is wrapped in a spiral around a hippo in a tutu.  Their heads are smashed together and their eyes scream in agony / pleasure / I don't even know.

Screencap from Fantasia’s Dance of the Hours.  Yes, the crocodile’s tail is in between her legs.  Also, THE EYES.

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Maid Marian is Creepy

Trigger Warning – Pedophilia

The internet is truly awesome sometimes.

Sorry for the lack of posts – the semester is ending and I have tons of homework and exams.  I’m almost done with my term project for the Disney and Gender class, though, and I’ll post it when it’s ready.

 

Edited to add a transcript:

Skippy (small cute rabbit boy, pretending to be Robin Hood): Come on, lady fair, let’s go.

Maid Marian (adult woman fox, who’s madly in love with Robin Hood): Oh, Robin! You’re so brave and impetuous.  (They go away from the others to a small forest glen).  Oh, so this is Sherwood Forest.

Skippy: Yeah, I guess so.  Now what will we do?

Maid Marian: Well, usually, the hero gives his lady a kiss.

Skippy (making a face): A kiss? Oh, that’s sissy stuff.

Maid Marian: Well if you won’t…then I will!

(She physically picks him up and kisses him despite his struggling)

Sis: Ew, they’re kissing! (She and the other kids suddenly appear, and point and laugh at them)

(Skippy wipes his face, looking exceedingly pissed off.)

 

Don’t get the bad?  Pretend that an adult man sneaks away with a little girl and plays a game that ends up with him kissing her.

Sunday Screencap – Oh Babe-y

a goblin appears to be doing something bad to a pig

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Screencap from The Black Cauldron (1985).

Don’t get the bad?  From urbandictionary:

Doggystyle – Sexual intercourse between a man and woman characterized by the woman bending over… and the man inserting his penis into her vagina.

On a related note, I can’t decide which term I like better: piggystyle or goblinstyle.

Three Gay Caballeros

Common knowledge tells us that Disney has never had an openly gay character in any of their movies.  Of course they wouldn’t!  Gay people are icky and have teh aidz (</sarcasm>)

To this, I say, LIES.  This clip is from The Three Caballeros (1944), a film that attempted to promote friendship between the USA and Latin and South America.  I find it hilarious that the USA is represented by Donald Duck, a character who literally chokes on his own spittle whenever he tries to talk.

But anyways…this clip is from the titular song of the movie.  How are these characters gay, may you ask?

Well, it says it in the fucking song!

We’re three caballeros
Three gay caballeros
They say we are birds of a feather
We’re happy amigos
No matter where he goes
The one, two, and three goes
We’re always together

Wait, you say that gay just meant happy in olden times?  Sure, I’ll give you that.  But there’s more.  The lead singer is a talking cock.

Also, at this point in the song, they don rainbow colored clothing that would be at home during a gay pride parade.

We’re three happy chappies
With snappy serapes
You’ll find us beneath our sombreros
We’re brave and we’ll stay so
We’re bright as a peso
Who says so? We say so!

Notice the batting of the eyes as they sing the next line…

The three caballeros

Ahhhh!
We have the stars to guide us
Guitars here beside us
To play as we go
We sing and we samba
We shout ‘aye caramba!
What means aya caramba?
Oh yes, I don’t know

We haven’t even reached the worst part yet.  Two of the characters actually hump the third character with their butts, from his legs up to his head.  They then kiss up his arms, from his hands to his cheeks.

Through fair or stormy weather
We stand close together
Like books on the shelf

And pals though we may be

To be fair, this next part shows them lusting after a curvy silhouette.  However, they do not give a gender to this silhouette – it’s just “Some latin baby.”  Personally, I think it’s a drag queen.  Feel free to share your interpretation.

When some latin baby
Says yes, no, or maybe
Each man is for himself!

Jalisco no te rajes
Me sale del alma
Gritar con color
Abrir todo el pecho
Pa echar este grito
Que linddo es jalisco
Palabra de honor

 

Anyways, I am not saying that Disney is bad for having teh gays in it.  I just think it’s hilarious that a company with such a conservative reputation produced something that is so unequivocally gay by today’s standards, and yet people hate on them for suggesting they might depict a LGBT family someday.

Ursula is Divine

One little known fact about Ursula the Sea Witch, from The Little Mermaid (1989), is that her character design was based on the legendary drag queen, Divine.  

Once you look closely at the makeup, the resemblance is uncanny.  Even their moles are the same.

a side by side image of divine and ursula. the makeup and smile is the same.

Divine starred in ten John Waters movies, but is known best for her role in Pink Flamingos.  Here’s a clip from that movie.  Don’t worry, this one’s safe.

The following is a clip from the same movie.  In it, Divine eats fresh dog feces.

You think I’m joking, but I’m not.

Sunday Screencap: Cinderella’s Beads

Two mice from cinderella. One appears to be pulling beads out of the other's butt.

I guess that's one way to carry them...

It’s Sunday, so I’m posting a screencap.  Because ‘Sunday Screencap’ has alliteration and is all classy and shit.

Don’t get how this ruins Cinderella?  Well, I’ll save you the trouble of googling ‘anal beads’ and give you the abridged urbandictionary definition…

Anal beads are a type of sex toy… Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material… The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person’s anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle.

Disney – depicting anal gay sex since 1950.